'I usually give people more chances than they deserve, but once I'm done, I'm done.'
'Never ignore coincidence. Unless, of course, you're busy. In which case, always ignore coincidence.'
'Life is unpredictable, It changes with the seasons, Even your coldest winter, Happens for the best of reasons, And though it feels eternal, Like all you'll ever do is freeze, I promise spring is coming, And with it, brand new leaves.' - Erin Hanson
'Dishonour on you. Dishonour on your cow.'
'To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.' - Ralph Waldo Emerson
'Why is a raven like a writing desk?'
'I don't need their good opinions. I have plenty of opinions. Everybody has opinions, but it doesn't make them true.'
'In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.'
'I'm in shock. Look, I've got a blanket.'
'Write it. Shoot it. Publish it. Crochet it. Sauté it. Whatever. Make.'